Lonely Candidate

My Old Kentucky Home

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:57:32 -0600

Said Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton in Kentucky: "I am the only candidate here tonight in Kentucky with all of you."

- as quoted by ABC News

Beano for the nation

Wed, 14 May 2008 00:28:52 -0600

Said Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton: "I'm the only candidate who will provide commuters, truckers, business owners and families relief at the pump by making the big oil companies pay the gas tax instead of North Carolinians."

- as quoted by The Charlotte Observer

Which means I'm broke

Wed, 14 May 2008 00:08:52 -0600

Said Portland, Oregon, City Council cadidate Jim Middaugh: "I’m the only publicly financed candidate in this race, which means I’ll never answer to anyone but the people of Portland."

- as seen on Blue Oregon

Red state crackdown

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:28:24 -0600

Said Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton in Kentucky: "I’m the only candidate who isn’t just talking about cracking down on China but I have a specific plan on how to do it."

- as quoted by Politico

Checklist

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:46:32 -0600

Said Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee: "I'm the only candidate supporting the Human Life Amendment, stopping illegal immigration with a real border security plan, and the Fair Tax, which kills the IRS before it kills even more American businesses."

- as quoted by CBS News

Money money money money money

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:12:20 -0600

Said Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain:

Oh say Huckabee, by the dawn's early light

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:59:15 -0600

Said Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee: "I promise you I'm the only candidate running for president who was invited to sing the national anthem at Lambeau Field."

- as quoted by The Spectator

RoboHillary

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:06:40 -0600

Said Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton:

And now, for our next act...

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:54:48 -0600

Said Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee: "I’m the only (candidate) who’s ever been a chief executive of a government and actually balanced a budget every 10 and a half years as governor… the only person running in the race that understands you can’t spend more money than you take in."

- as quoted by The Dunn County News

Wanted: Pennsylvania Ave. property, prefer 1600 block

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:40:05 -0600

Said Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee: "I’m the only candidate that does not believe we ought to create and then destroy life for medical research. And I’m the only person left in the field who doesn’t have a Washington address."

- as quoted by La Crosse Tribune

For Clothes? Sure!

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:30:44 -0600

Said Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton: "I am the only candidate with a comprehensive plan to end the foreclosure crisis."

- as quoted by The Charlotte Observer

Miller Genuine Tax

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:26:39 -0600

Said Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama: "I am the only candidate in this race who’s proposed a genuine middle-class tax cut that will provide relief to 95% of working Americans."

- as quoted here

A Celery Salary

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:51:28 -0600

Said Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee: "I'm the only person who doesn't get paid by taxpayers to campaign."

- as quoted by CBS News

Luxury accommodations

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:47:24 -0600

Said frugal Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee to his wife: "I’m the only guy in this hotel that has sleeves on his shirt and is not completely tattooed from head to toe."

- as quoted by The Kansas City Star

WRONG!

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:27:43 -0600

Said Republican presidential ex-candidate Mitt Romney just two days before he said this: "I am the only candidate who can stop John McCain."

- as quoted by The Trail