Archives
- 2008.05.14: My Old Kentucky Home
- 2008.05.14: Beano for the nation
- 2008.05.14: Which means I'm broke
- 2008.04.11: Red state crackdown
- 2008.02.28: Checklist
- 2008.02.23: Money money money money money
- 2008.02.22: Oh say Huckabee, by the dawn's early light
- 2008.02.21: RoboHillary
- 2008.02.21: And now, for our next act...
- 2008.02.16: Wanted: Pennsylvania Ave. property, prefer 1600 block
- 2008.02.15: For Clothes? Sure!
- 2008.02.14: Miller Genuine Tax
- 2008.02.14: A Celery Salary
- 2008.02.11: Luxury accommodations
- 2008.02.11: WRONG!
- 2008.02.11: Putting the _____ back in 'fundamental'
- 2008.02.11: Driving Mike Huckabee
- 2008.02.06: Five rings
- 2008.02.06: Handyman
- 2008.02.06: Someone's gotta win the lottery
- 2008.02.06: ...and can kill you with just three fingers
- 2008.01.30: That's a handful
- 2008.01.29: Interesting
- 2008.01.29: Red-nosed
- 2008.01.25: Real breakfast
- 2008.01.23: Season 7
- 2008.01.22: Case closed
- 2008.01.14: Just move the taxes overseas
- 2008.01.13: Mad Money with Mitt Romney
- 2008.01.13: Glory, glory Hallelujah
- 2008.01.12: Everyone's favorite five-letter word
- 2008.01.11: Ron Paul Political Report Card: F
- 2008.01.10: Happy Trails
- 2008.01.09: A game of darts
- 2008.01.09: Por favor
- 2008.01.08: Miscellany
- 2008.01.07: Second place is the first loser
- 2008.01.07: Paging Walter Reed
- 2008.01.05: Golden tickets
- 2008.01.05: We, the candidate
- 2008.01.04: Umm... what?
- 2008.01.04: Exit strategy: Iowa style
- 2008.01.03: Fresh from the Iowa caucus
- 2008.01.03: How soon is yet?
- 2008.01.03: Like Doritos
- 2008.01.03: Red all about it
- 2008.01.03: Who put the lead in his toys?
- 2008.01.03: A Mittectomy
- 2008.01.03: Peace Corps General
- 2008.01.02: No Candidate Left Behind
- 2008.01.02: One of the few, the proud
- 2008.01.02: If anything
- 2008.01.01: Kid power
- 2008.01.01: Fred, Inc.
- 2008.01.01: Happy New Year!
- 2007.12.31: Manhattan is the other name
- 2007.12.28: Heads or tails
- 2007.12.28: A nickel, perhaps?
- 2007.12.28: Pencils down
- 2007.12.27: Take the power back
- 2007.12.27: Yes, we have no bananas
- 2007.12.27: The McCain money train
- 2007.12.27: 75 senators led the big parade
- 2007.12.27: From New Mexico to New York
- 2007.12.20: Huckleberry Fibb
- 2007.12.20: Mr. Spotlight
- 2007.12.20: Huckabee of the Sea
- 2007.12.12: Ma and Pa Steinberg sure are proud
- 2007.12.10: Irrelevance
- 2007.12.06: If you can even get a Coke on an airplane
- 2007.12.06: Election insurance
- 2007.12.06: A Saturnian year
- 2007.12.03: Poor Joe
- 2007.12.03: Mr. Precedent, er... Mr. President?
- 2007.12.03: McCain: The videogame
- 2007.11.27: Get behind me, Dennis
- 2007.11.27: Counting to 10 ought to count for something
- 2007.11.26: Guns don't kill people, doctors do
- 2007.11.21: Everybody hearts Huckabee
- 2007.11.20: My so-called candidate
- 2007.11.20: Primary colours
- 2007.11.20: Obama, Edwards seen searching for fabled 'machine'
- 2007.11.20: Rage against the machine
- 2007.11.19: Everybody wants to be closer to free
- 2007.11.16: One of these things is not like the others
- 2007.11.13: Better speaker, or less to say?
- 2007.11.13: Contraction query: That's = 'that was' or 'that is'
- 2007.11.12: Funny money
- 2007.11.09: A modest proposal
- 2007.11.08: ???'s!
- 2007.11.07: Polygamists, unite!
- 2007.11.06: Auto insurance for the masses
- 2007.11.05: From the "Where are They Now?" File
- 2007.11.02: With a $78,000 salary, why would you?
- 2007.11.01: The beauty of democracy
- 2007.10.31: Nice Ron Paul costume
- 2007.10.31: Then how am I supposed to make money?
- 2007.10.30: Where there's Feingold, there's a gold digger
- 2007.10.30: Kentucky Fried Candidates
- 2007.10.29: Huckabee Hearts Hillary?
- 2007.10.25: Denny says, that's not my pitcher of warm spit
- 2007.10.25: Bonus: He's never shot anyone in the face
- 2007.10.25: Get this guy a TV show
- 2007.10.25: Hang on, let me grab my ICD-9-CM
- 2007.10.24: Pocket change
- 2007.10.23: They're gonna be pissed in St. Paul
- 2007.10.23: Tangible being a human being
- 2007.10.23: The Texas National Guard?
- 2007.10.22: Hot4Frank.com
- 2007.10.22: See: definition of irony
- 2007.10.19: That's the life for me
- 2007.10.17: Allegations are like alligators, they're everywhere
- 2007.10.16: SCHIP off the old block
- 2007.10.16: I've heard there are a lot of them
- 2007.10.15: Stay gold, Ponyboy
- 2007.10.15: Taxation Station, what's your obligation?
- 2007.10.12: Best four years of my life
- 2007.10.11: He means on Wall Street, not a real job
- 2007.10.11: Finally, we have our dark horse
- 2007.10.11: Probably is a strong word
- 2007.10.10: Business By Bill: A Guide to Governating
- 2007.10.10: Some days it all feels like amateur hour
- 2007.10.09: Take a deep breath before reading this
- 2007.10.09: Politician Crossing
- 2007.10.08: Like Frogger, but funner
- 2007.10.08: Redeeming mankind
- 2007.10.08: Mormon magic
- 2007.10.07: So many suits, so few pins
- 2007.10.06: That's it?
- 2007.10.05: Biden my time
- 2007.10.05: Modern-day Marvin Gaye
- 2007.10.05: What's wrong with Wyoming?
- 2007.10.04: FIghting for peace
- 2007.10.03: Loonies
- 2007.10.03: Who's the Decider Now?
- 2007.10.02: Al Gore : President :: Chris Dodd : ?
- 2007.10.02: Know any good insurance jokes?
- 2007.10.02: Pompous circumstance
- 2007.10.01: Make some 'nois
- 2007.10.01: Counting chickens
- 2007.09.28: Talkin' 'bout United Nations
- 2007.09.27: But only if it's a fair and balanced budget
- 2007.09.27: Preparation H
- 2007.09.26: In other words, "I need this job"
- 2007.09.26: I've got my Ph.D. in Awesome!
- 2007.09.25: We don't need no education
- 2007.09.25: From the Ministry of Job Security
- 2007.09.24: Bah... who needs campaign money, anyway?
- 2007.09.21: Welcome to the NFL
- 2007.09.21: This is why "write-in" is on every ballot
- 2007.09.20: Talking, check. Doing, check. Winning, er...
- 2007.09.19: In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day
- 2007.09.18: Surprise, surprise
- 2007.09.17: On second thought, he's probably right
- 2007.09.13: Death of a salesman
- 2007.09.13: Guns don't kill people, Senators kill people
- 2007.09.12: I smell innuendo
- 2007.09.12: Comes in handy, especially for the next election
- 2007.09.11: 20/20 Univision
- 2007.09.10: "Kucinich" is Spanish for "last place"
- 2007.09.10: Stupid clones
- 2007.09.08: Old and Smelly
- 2007.09.08: And the peasants rejoiced
- 2007.09.07: Body doubles come in handy
- 2007.09.07: Really? I've heard the loop is quite nice...
- 2007.09.07: So I got that goin' for me. Which is nice.
- 2007.09.07: From the Department of Whoop Ass
- 2007.09.07: One horse race
- 2007.09.07: Green Acres is the place to be
- 2007.09.07: West Siiiiiiiide
- 2007.09.06: Yes, but you're still running for the Green Party
- 2007.09.06: NY, check. MN, check. CT, check...
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